[Who told her that nickname? The only thing that could possibly count is puppy. Which means that people call him puppy. She plans to use this, too.]

I'm not trying to warden you. I don't want to. I prefer bears to chihuahuas. What I want is to stop having conversations with a kid whose balls haven't dropped yet where fuck is the most common word three to one. It's unsettling.

This right here? This is my post, about my inmate, and there are people in it who are actually concerned about him and not just using it as a way to try and piss me off. Which is why I'm not hanging up. Because those conversations matter.